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Aug. 20, 1999
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The climax of a Chuck E. Cheese
birthday party is the moment when a 6-foot Chuck E. Cheese himself joins
your party at the table for the singing of "Happy Birthday."
unimpressed with this gag. At age 2, she didn't like the idea of trying
to pretend nothing is wrong while a six-foot-tall rat joins you at the
dinner table, and now at 3, she's still not into it. He's bearable at
a few yards distance; when he starts to move, all bets are off.
So who's crazy?
The fools singing along with the six-foot-rat, or the one soul in touch
with her basic primal instincts? Survival 101: Six-foot-rat enters the
room, you run.