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Fishing on Silver Lake

Siren, Wisconsin
July 31, 2001

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Guy walks into a bar, meets a pirate who has a pegleg, a hook on one arm, and an eyepatch. "So how'd you lose the leg?" he asks the pirate.

"Aaargh! I was in a battle off the Barbary Coast, and a cannon ball took me leg off, right below the knee."

"Ah," says the guy. "Well how about the hook? How'd you lose your hand?"

"Aaargh! In a sword fight! Sailor sliced my hand, clean off."

"Oh, I see," says the guy. "Well, how about the patch? How'd you lose your eye?"

"Bird pooped in it."

"Bird poop?"

"Aaargh! It was my first day with the hook!"