Fishing on Silver Lake
July 31, 2001
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Guy walks into a bar, meets a pirate who has a pegleg, a hook on one arm, and an eyepatch. "So how'd you lose the leg?" he asks the pirate.
"Aaargh! I was in a battle off the Barbary Coast, and a cannon ball took me leg off, right below the knee."
"Ah," says the guy. "Well how about the hook? How'd you lose your hand?"
"Aaargh! In a sword fight! Sailor sliced my hand, clean off."
"Oh, I see," says the guy. "Well, how about the patch? How'd you lose your eye?"
"Bird pooped in it."
"Aaargh! It was my first day with the hook!"